The New Marin Muirwoods: Travel Made Fun
Get in car. Cough. Engine. Reverse. Drive. Lights. Drive. Traffic. Drive. Traffic again. Drive. Pedestrian crossing. Drive. Hot, A/C. Drive. Lights. Drive. Miss turning. Stop. 180. Drive. Shouty person. Drive. Lights. Nearly there, come on. Drive. Can’t park. Gas station. Refuel. Pay. Ouch. Drive home. Pay parking fine.
Get on bike. Hit the pedals. Drop the curb. Sprint. Up the bank. Pump for speed. Nail the turn. Left/right. Back onto road. Spin the legs. Lights. Breathe. On the power. A breeze. Wave to the person with the nice bike. Tuck for speed. A waft of coffee. Freewheel the long hill. Stop, pedestrian. Likes your bike. Smile. Pedal. Cruise the s-bends. Big phat skid. What a blast. Repeat?
Travel the fun way with the new Marin Muirwoods.
Modern transport for the urban jungle and countryside adventures.
Boasting Two-Wheel Technology™ for a fast, safe, and clean journey.
Innovative features include:
- Zero emissions
- Dual-piston motor
- Food-based energy
- Built-in entertainment
- Air conditioning
- 1 hp
- Unlimited range
- Superduperchargers at all cafés worldwide
- Zero to smile in 0.001s
Other features include:
- Elegant steel tubing
- Powerful disc brakes
- Front and rear storage
- Puncture protection
- Around-town gearing
- Fender mounts
- Reflective frame and tire logos
- Honest pricing
The new Marin Muirwoods: Travel Made Fun.